Fight_fan
27-08-2008, 04:04 PM
LANGUAGE
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin
of, the term "died in the shit"?
2. What is a mole?
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a
spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the
relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevies and a few snags. After a bit of
a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies,
bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
CUSTOMS
1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If
they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and
Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
2. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ...
b) You're going home in the back of a ...
c) Fair suck of the ...
3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard
"up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife
called Cheryl?
FOOD
1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein,
chop suey or kai see ming?
2. What are the ingredients in a rissole (a-hole for short)?
3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
4. Do you have an Aunty Shazza who is famous for her tuna mornay and other
dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?
5. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop
and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
nicked from a bath full of ice?
6. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
7. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is
required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
CULTURE
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
Esky or Ugg boots?
2. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle
work"?
3. Who would you like to crack on to?
4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John
"True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
5. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or
have a pool?
6. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
The people to be granted citizenship are the ones who call it a crock and
cheat.
_______
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin
of, the term "died in the shit"?
2. What is a mole?
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a
spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the
relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevies and a few snags. After a bit of
a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies,
bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
CUSTOMS
1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If
they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and
Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
2. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ...
b) You're going home in the back of a ...
c) Fair suck of the ...
3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard
"up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife
called Cheryl?
FOOD
1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein,
chop suey or kai see ming?
2. What are the ingredients in a rissole (a-hole for short)?
3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
4. Do you have an Aunty Shazza who is famous for her tuna mornay and other
dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?
5. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop
and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
nicked from a bath full of ice?
6. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
7. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is
required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
CULTURE
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
Esky or Ugg boots?
2. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle
work"?
3. Who would you like to crack on to?
4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John
"True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
5. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or
have a pool?
6. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
The people to be granted citizenship are the ones who call it a crock and
cheat.
_______