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Gsxar

05-08-2008, 07:25 PM

Who else has got the school uniform out n is doing a course at night school or after hours kind studing[:I]?

Class was canceled tonight, so sitting here ment to be catching up on home work ( that sounds so lame) But yet as usual I look on here or shop for bike parts much more appealing.
Any OH&S experts floating around[:p]

motogp_nut

05-08-2008, 07:35 PM

This is my first year studying Bachelor IT http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/26.gif externally through Southern Cross Uni (only part-time as I work full-time).

I know exactly what you mean though - all day at work I think "Right! I'm going to get home and study!" but then I get home and jump on to ASF! [:I] :D

05-08-2008, 08:11 PM

well i still haven't left school...
finish my degree on the 7th november. hell yes!
what do you need to know about OH&S? apart from the fact it's quite often very gay?

Bear

05-08-2008, 08:44 PM

quote:Originally posted by motogp_nut

This is my first year studying Bachelor IT http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/26.gif externally through Southern Cross Uni (only part-time as I work full-time).

I know exactly what you mean though - all day at work I think "Right! I'm going to get home and study!" but then I get home and jump on to ASF! [:I] :D

Strewth, I do that at work - go in with intentions of doing my job but then when the PC is fired up... distracted.. I wonder what tread patterns would look good on my bike...

Azrael

05-08-2008, 08:53 PM

Nope, dont do none of your fancy book learnin and yes oh+s is gay, dont turn to the dark side!!

336LJ

05-08-2008, 09:18 PM

ah shit, i was going to do a whso course.

cant think of anything else that pays to do fuck all, all day.

I work night shift, 2nd night off this week cause i cant be fucking arsed going to work. (casual yay)

I get bored too easily and it hasnt even been a full year.

I usually spend the early hours of the morning on the forums. between 2-6am

05-08-2008, 09:34 PM

I start mine tomorrow night and I can't wait. I feels good to know that the brain still can learn...stuff other than wiring diagrams[:p]

Chucky

05-08-2008, 10:02 PM

OH&S Serves only to prevent evolution, the weak and stupid are [u]supposed</u> to die as a result of they're fuck ups.:(

JackTar

05-08-2008, 10:03 PM

I work at a UNI (well kinda) and I hate every fucking one of em the students and those fucking loser, poorly dressed, bad mannered, boring, social spastic academics.

Lucas

05-08-2008, 10:57 PM

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

I work at a UNI (well kinda) and I hate every fucking one of em the students and those fucking loser, poorly dressed, bad mannered, boring, social spastic academics.

You at ADFA are you??

wackyrider

05-08-2008, 11:17 PM

Going back t study full time next year!!

Adv Dipl in Mechanical Engineering...

Wonder if my brain still works... been a while

morrigan

05-08-2008, 11:19 PM

quote:Originally posted by Chucky

OH&S Serves only to prevent evolution, the weak and stupid are [u]supposed</u> to die as a result of they're fuck ups.:(

Yeah, I believe in natural attrition too.... Bit of a conflict with what I do for a living though [|)]

siwanut

06-08-2008, 01:14 AM

you guys seems soo depressed...

Jockney Rebel

06-08-2008, 01:23 AM

its all bollox anyway unless u can apply the knowledge to something useful,i know a lot of intelligent idiots ,loads of academic achievments and no fukin common sense and they all work for the govt. lol

siwanut

06-08-2008, 01:25 AM

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

its all bollox anyway unless u can apply the knowledge to something useful,i know a lot of intelligent idiots ,loads of academic achievments and no fukin common sense and they all work for the govt. lol

what department?

JackTar

06-08-2008, 08:12 AM

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

I work at a UNI (well kinda) and I hate every fucking one of em the students and those fucking loser, poorly dressed, bad mannered, boring, social spastic academics.

You at ADFA are you??

Yep

Fight_fan

06-08-2008, 10:48 AM

quote:Originally posted by motogp_nut

I know exactly what you mean though - all day at work I think "Right! I'm going to get home and study!" but then I get home and jump on to ASF! [:I] :D

I hear that! Im doin business management @ home after work! Fuck its boring! After a 10hr day the last thing I wanna do is fuckin study! I havnt touched it i months & now im fallin behind! [V] Oh well... ASF cheers me up! :D

Gsxar

06-08-2008, 07:14 PM

Good on ya all:D

Self improvement is a good thing [:p]. I like learning interesting stuff, its just the boring shit that drives me mad
OH&S isn’t gay it made to make sure we all go home safe there is riding to do.:D;):D

Sitting back in the class room is so weird – being the teacher is much more fun[:p] Least I let my students ride bikes lol

DaveK5

06-08-2008, 08:36 PM

I know enough about the Workplace Health and Safety Act 1995 (QLD) to not want to talk about it ;).

kevkatana

07-08-2008, 09:01 PM

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

....and they all work for the govt. lol

[:0]
And of course I have a pic of me being safe;)

Azrael

07-08-2008, 09:22 PM

I like chicks in school uniforms..ooh and nurses

pommybstd

08-08-2008, 02:03 PM

the only thing you need to know about OH&S is it is designed to stop humans evolving.

look at it this way: if we were still in the wild, stupid ppl would fall off cliffs and get eaten by tigers and stuff.

meaning that only clever people are left to breed and therefore ensure that humans get smarter and smarter.

Protecting the stupid people in the world only allows them to dumb down the species.

so ner.

[:P]

STM77

08-08-2008, 08:00 PM

Cert 4 in Training and Assessing and OH&S, both of these incredibly dry boring subjects. As soon as I get on the computer all i seem to do is look up bike stuff and scroll through forums

suxukifreak

08-08-2008, 08:56 PM

I work in the steel industry, i'm sick to death of Workplace Health and Safety [xx(]
Every week there is a new rule which makes my job harder and slower. :(
Long pants, long sleeves, hard hat, chin strap, glasses, ear plugs, steel caps, witches hats, fork lift seat belts, driver safety mats, chained off loading bays,, opening gates for every truck to enter......

Just fuck-off and let me do my job!!!! :(

My 2 cents.

jakam04

08-08-2008, 09:03 PM

Im 3/4 way through my Cert IV Workplace trainer and Assessor.... Got till Oct to finish my assignments... just cant seem to build motivation... Plus I need to organise to do a few training sessions at work so I can be signed off on ability to give lessons etc..

J

Azrael

08-08-2008, 09:16 PM

Safety sucks arse. Stupid people desrve everything they have coming to them

Jockney Rebel

08-08-2008, 09:23 PM

..id like to know where the ohs guy was when some dozy Bosnian non english speakin twat was allowed on my site subsequntly parting me from a good bit of my left forefinger
excerpt from my so called foremans report[who wasnt even there!]
"..and as mr walker fell asleep whilst operating the cutoff saw which resulted in his injury ..."
needless to say this was withdrawn
the aforementioned eastern euro chap had actually dragged the peice of ally i was cutting across the floor and my finger into the saw ..got fuck all for it and it cost me all my savings from England just to keep our heads above water
The best thing the OH&S couldve done was tell this guy to go learn english and come back when he can do the induction without help ..apparently "i needed to know how to say Stop in yugoslavian" ..i did try german but that didnt work either
Anyway great stuff further education i went back to college in 1991when i was 31 to do a onc in engineering ..i learnt how to beat 19yr olds in entrance exams and taught them how to do mental arithmetic,,twas a good experience
btw sorry for the rant

Snortin

09-08-2008, 02:02 PM

quote:Originally posted by pt

well i still haven't left school...
finish my degree on the 7th november. hell yes!
what do you need to know about OH&S? apart from the fact it's quite often very gay?

PT, you think OHS is gay! Maybe you should go to another school after you've finished with the one you're at now. One where you can learn about life. Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you've got, the less shit you eat. OHS might be gay to you but I'm an OHS specialist in oil and gas and I can bet that almost any job you'll get pays less than mine. I learned a long time ago that, for the most part, if you can't beat them your better off to join them

Snortin

09-08-2008, 02:03 PM

quote:Originally posted by Gsxar

Any OH&S experts floating around[:p]

What do you need to know?

09-08-2008, 03:55 PM

jakam04

09-08-2008, 04:52 PM

Cert IV in OHS or Risk Management will probably be my next "To Do" course after I finish my Cert IV Workplace Trainer and Assessor... then.... who knows :D

J

336LJ

09-08-2008, 05:26 PM

quote:Originally posted by Snortin

quote:Originally posted by pt

well i still haven't left school...
finish my degree on the 7th november. hell yes!
what do you need to know about OH&S? apart from the fact it's quite often very gay?

PT, you think OHS is gay! Maybe you should go to another school after you've finished with the one you're at now. One where you can learn about life. Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you've got, the less shit you eat. OHS might be gay to you but I'm an OHS specialist in oil and gas and I can bet that almost any job you'll get pays less than mine. I learned a long time ago that, for the most part, if you can't beat them your better off to join them

I hear ya on that one!
Im on good cash now for doing brain dead work. but I'm keen to do a WHSO course like the old man did and get off this head fuck of an afternoon shift., he's laughin gettin paid more than I do with shift allowance, and incentives, and does hardly any work (long hours though sometimes.)
I'v worked in some fucking death traps so I'm all for health and safety, I just wanna get home at the end of the day.

Azrael

09-08-2008, 08:19 PM

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

quote:Originally posted by Snortin

quote:Originally posted by pt

well i still haven't left school...
finish my degree on the 7th november. hell yes!
what do you need to know about OH&S? apart from the fact it's quite often very gay?

PT, you think OHS is gay! Maybe you should go to another school after you've finished with the one you're at now. One where you can learn about life. Life is like a shit sandwich - the more bread you've got, the less shit you eat. OHS might be gay to you but I'm an OHS specialist in oil and gas and I can bet that almost any job you'll get pays less than mine. I learned a long time ago that, for the most part, if you can't beat them your better off to join them

I hear ya on that one!
Im on good cash now for doing brain dead work. but I'm keen to do a WHSO course like the old man did and get off this head fuck of an afternoon shift., he's laughin gettin paid more than I do with shift allowance, and incentives, and does hardly any work (long hours though sometimes.)
I'v worked in some fucking death traps so I'm all for health and safety, I just wanna get home at the end of the day.

Congratulations to the both of you for etching out an existance basking in the smug glow of OH&S. I personally have left permanent jobs with Rio Tinto, BHP and SGS where i can assure you i made considerably more money than the OH&S people of the same companies. My reason for leaving on every occasion without excetion was because of retards in OH&S making the job impossible to do.
I dont mean this to be insulting, I have no idea what you do or how sensibly you carry out your job, but like cops, management and parking inpectors, I see OH&S workers in two ways, some are out to make a difference and make things safer and easy for employees and others are out to keep GM's safety bonuses intact and in turn spend thier days licking the guilded arses of their managers like the souless drones they are. Those people can lick the rancid sweat off the back of my nuts. I work for me, nobody tells me what to do or how to do it and when i get out od bed every morning, i cant wait to go to work..

Azrael

09-08-2008, 08:22 PM

To avoid any confusion heres the post by itself...
Congratulations to the both of you for etching out an existance basking in the smug glow of OH&S. I personally have left permanent jobs with Rio Tinto, BHP and SGS where i can assure you i made considerably more money than the OH&S people of the same companies. My reason for leaving on every occasion without excetion was because of retards in OH&S making the job impossible to do.
I dont mean this to be insulting, I have no idea what you do or how sensibly you carry out your job, but like cops, management and parking inpectors, I see OH&S workers in two ways, some are out to make a difference and make things safer and easy for employees and others are out to keep GM's safety bonuses intact and in turn spend thier days licking the guilded arses of their managers like the souless drones they are. Those people can lick the rancid sweat off the back of my nuts. I work for me, nobody tells me what to do or how to do it and when i get out od bed every morning, i cant wait to go to work..

Gsxar

10-08-2008, 01:20 AM

OOOhhhh that was a can of worms I didnt see coming[:p]Nice!tho to get some different idea's.
I didnt really need help on on anything, just wanted to see peoples thoughts, so it worked :D:D
I work 2 jobs - 1 in management & 1 very hands on. The hands on job I actually enjoy doing, when I look at it from an oh&s side I do some things they Oh&S people would scream at [:p]( I can't see a problem standing in front of 6 motorcycle's with people who have never riden before - I can run out of the way really fast [:p][:p])
The other job I scream at the oh&s practice's from other people[:p][:p]
Safe work practice come down to COMMON SENSE! Most of have it , we just have to remember to use it [8D][8D]

Snortin

10-08-2008, 09:44 AM

quote:Originally posted by Azrael

To avoid any confusion heres the post by itself...
Congratulations to the both of you for etching out an existance basking in the smug glow of OH&S. I personally have left permanent jobs with Rio Tinto, BHP and SGS where i can assure you i made considerably more money than the OH&S people of the same companies. My reason for leaving on every occasion without excetion was because of retards in OH&S making the job impossible to do.
I dont mean this to be insulting, I have no idea what you do or how sensibly you carry out your job, but like cops, management and parking inpectors, I see OH&S workers in two ways, some are out to make a difference and make things safer and easy for employees and others are out to keep GM's safety bonuses intact and in turn spend thier days licking the guilded arses of their managers like the souless drones they are. Those people can lick the rancid sweat off the back of my nuts. I work for me, nobody tells me what to do or how to do it and when i get out od bed every morning, i cant wait to go to work..

I hear you there Azrael. Some OH&S people I've met are definitely brain dead arse lickers.

I've been on the tools in several industries, especially construction, as an employee, a subcontractor and a company owner and have a genuine understanding of progressing the job safely whilst actually not slowing the job down where possible.

I too have left jobs, both as a tradie and an OH&S specialist because of arse licking fuckwits.

I firmly believe my job is to progress any given job as practically as possible, given today's regulations/requirements, not stop it.
Maybe that attitude is why I don't have any trouble finding work and am paid great money to help and enjoy the company of people who are damn good at their jobs

Snortin

10-08-2008, 09:45 AM

As with Azrael's - This is gatting complicated so here ismy previous post on it's own

I hear you there Azrael. Some OH&S people I've met are definitely brain dead arse lickers.

I've been on the tools in several industries, especially construction, as an employee, a subcontractor and a company owner and have a genuine understanding of progressing the job safely whilst actually not slowing the job down where possible.

I too have left jobs, both as a tradie and an OH&S specialist because of arse licking fuckwits.

I firmly believe my job is to progress any given job as practically as possible, given today's regulations/requirements, not stop it.
Maybe that attitude is why I don't have any trouble finding work and am paid great money to help and enjoy the company of people who are damn good at their jobs

Jockney Rebel

10-08-2008, 10:59 AM

..further to what what Azreal said [the ohs guy on millicunts site was only there to keep his bosses from losing their jobs ,it was get the golf club open by all means necessary fuk evrything else] what pissed me off was id only been here a few months and it nearly sent me home,

Having said that ive worked on some dodgy site s in Europe and England[channel tunnel] so its not unique to here ..the Tunneling industry is amongst the most dangerous forms of construction ,even now in the 21st century they still lose 1 man per every 5 metres dug world wide thankfuly most of those are in countries which still use antiqueted techniques ..

We do need to be able to work in a safe environment but ffs if ur trained in a particular trade u should know how to perform that trade safely ..if the bosses would let us get on with what we do best and allow enough time to do it safely wed ALL be going home at night its TIME that they use against us ,unrealistic deadlines are what kills most workers in the world

Cruisecontrol

10-08-2008, 12:18 PM

quote:Originally posted by Snortin

OHS might be gay to you but I'm an OHS specialist in oil and gas and I can bet that almost any job you'll get pays less than mine.

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/72514807483953.jpg

Lucas

10-08-2008, 01:18 PM

Cert IV in Fitness and haven't used it at all, I actually got lazier and put on 15kg since:D

Snortin

12-08-2008, 08:12 AM

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

[quote]Originally posted by Snortin

OHS might be gay to you but I'm an OHS specialist in oil and gas and I can bet that almost any job you'll get pays less than mine.

HaHaHa, quite funny actually cruise but I think you've missed my point. I was just making an observation based on many experiences that we won't be able to beat them (OH&S Nazis) so why not join them, make some serious cash and try to bring some reason back into the equation.

Snortin

12-08-2008, 08:23 AM