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BillyWhizz888
03-07-2008, 11:12 AM
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear.
The horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?'
The Lone Ranger responds,' I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE.'
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, 'Listen very carefully, you dickhead, for the last time:

BRING POSSE, not PUSSY!!!!

Fight_fan
03-07-2008, 11:51 AM
LMAO!:D[:p]

Johnnay
03-07-2008, 05:39 PM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are trapped behind a huge boulder, pinned down by an Apache Indian's bullets. "Tonto, get my rifle, we'll have to fight" says the Lone Ranger, "Yes Kimosabe" says Tonto as he goes to get it. They fight back, but then four more Apache show up and start shooting, bullets whizzing everywhere. "Tonto, get more bullets, we need to hold them off" says the Lone Ranger, "Yes Kimosabe" says the ever-faithful Tonto. They continue to fight back, until all of a sudden an Apache war party comes up from behind them. "Well, Tonto" says the Lone Ranger, "It looks like we're done for".....

Tonto stands up and says "What do you mean 'we', white man?"