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Tony Nitrous
27-06-2008, 05:06 PM
http://www.chippynews.com/worldclock.htm
Tony Nitrous
27-06-2008, 05:10 PM
whilst im on here posting crap.........

A man charges into a bank, wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts, "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor !!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in
the head and shouts, "Did anybody else here see my face ?"

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.

"Did anybody else see my face ?" he shouts again, waving his gun around. There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is
heard from a distant corner..

"I think my missus caught a glimpse...."
Hagarr
27-06-2008, 05:43 PM
84 230 chickens per day Fark!!
Tony Nitrous
27-06-2008, 05:53 PM
quote:Originally posted by Hagarr

84 230 chickens per day Fark!!


Thats a lot of Tikka Masala......:D
Large
27-06-2008, 07:21 PM
No one's actually dieing from being fat.

Looks like I'm OK then
morrigan
27-06-2008, 10:58 PM
How about the stat on email spam!!!!
Lucas
28-06-2008, 09:03 AM
quote:Originally posted by Large

No one's actually dieing from being fat.

Looks like I'm OK then



Cardio 1808846
Resp 1949690
Digestive 1035875
Fight_fan
28-06-2008, 09:20 AM
Thats pretty awesome! Some stats were surprisingly high hey!
Hagarr
28-06-2008, 10:51 AM
Were there any stats on how much pussy you get in a week?? In my case i probably drop the average. HAHA
Tony Nitrous
28-06-2008, 12:34 PM
quote:Originally posted by Hagarr

Were there any stats on how much pussy you get in a week?? In my case i probably drop the average. HAHA


Check out the population for China and India !!!

Someone's getting some !.......;)
Lucas
28-06-2008, 12:37 PM
quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous


quote:Originally posted by Hagarr

Were there any stats on how much pussy you get in a week?? In my case i probably drop the average. HAHA


Check out the population for China and India !!!

Someone's getting some !.......;)



And watch China's population going up and up. I thought they had a single child policy
pommybstd
28-06-2008, 02:39 PM
wow... click the "more" section and check out the US national debt... WTF are they DOING in that country that costs so much??


oh. hang on. i just realised:

1. War.
2. President Bush's PR Spin Doctors.

that's pretty much it i think.
Lucas
28-06-2008, 03:03 PM
quote:Originally posted by pommybstd

wow... click the "more" section and check out the US national debt... WTF are they DOING in that country that costs so much??


oh. hang on. i just realised:

1. War.
2. President Bush's PR Spin Doctors.

that's pretty much it i think.



the debt is growing about $200k every 10 seconds. Thats some fucking spending!!!
pommybstd
28-06-2008, 03:25 PM
200k in 10secs?

i reckon that's all going on flashcards to teach the president some level of social intelligence...

"D-I-P-L-O-M-A-C-Y...that spells 'bomb it' yeah?"
"no, Mr President.. try again"
"ummmm.... nuke 'em?"
"...again... no Mr President"