Snortin
16-06-2008, 02:22 PM
A lad comes home to his wife with a new sports car for her. He’s all excited and suggests she take it for a drive. She accepts and drives off down the street at a hell of a speed. Some while later she comes back.
He says “well, what do you think?”
She replies “you can take it straight back”
Astounded by this comment he asks “why?”
She replies “I want something that goes from 0 to 140 in under 5 seconds”
He thinks for a moment, turns on his heels and goes inside. When he returns he throws the bathroom scales at her feet and says
“Stand on them you ungrateful fat bitch”
He says “well, what do you think?”
She replies “you can take it straight back”
Astounded by this comment he asks “why?”
She replies “I want something that goes from 0 to 140 in under 5 seconds”
He thinks for a moment, turns on his heels and goes inside. When he returns he throws the bathroom scales at her feet and says
“Stand on them you ungrateful fat bitch”