u know yer a pom when...

[Jockney Rebel]

1.smashing super great ..actually means something to you
2.you wear shorts in june to go to work
3.ur air cond is never off
5.any window with bars on it makes u nervous
6.ur amazed that u can get more than 5 ks on a train for 20bucks
5.u think its heaven cos they ve never heard the word "pikey"
6.u stash petrol cos its only $1.65 a litre
7.u divide all the prices by 2.5
8.u buy the international express newspaper for a genuine laff
9.u annoy the fuk out of ur relatives by phoning em up at xmas from the pool
10.u buy a shotgun to fend off the spiders

[Large]

11. 3 off ur teef are real

[chopiesel]

12. you suck at everything (please dont ban me si)

[TurboKat]

13. You don't wash.

[Large]

14. You pretend to hate the French, but you really envy them

[xb9r]

15. You watch neighbours over here and wonder where the fuck has scott and charlene gone and who that old dude that sort of looks like harold

[zx12argh]

16. You look up and wonder where all the clouds went and why the sky is that funny shade of blue instead of grey.

[Lucas]

17. Your beaches are more rock than sand.

[Weaselman]

18. A 'Gaffer' is a form of adhesive tape

[chopiesel]

19. you think 5 hrs is a long drive

[Pommy Chopper]

20.You revel in the fact that most people in this country that call themselves Australian are just Poms with silly accents.

[Pommy Chopper]

21. You like the fact that The Union Flag is lent to the colonials to make their flag look better and to remind them who owns them!!

[chopiesel]

22. you send your criminals to a warm paridise then realise you fucked up and move there.

[zx12argh]

23. For a century you conquer many nations and then for the next century you are beaten by them at every sport imaginable.

[Weaselman]

23. Your outnumbered by New Zealanders

[zx12argh]

25. You dont know how to crumbed a fish but you know how to batter a mars bar.

[Weaselman]

26. Your amazed at how hard it is to get a take away curry and a sav on a friday night.

[zx12argh]

27. You wonder where they sell "Fosters"

[zx12argh]

28. You wonder why the girl on page three has all her clothes on

[zx12argh]

29. You wonder why your boss doesn't take "Sorry I was late - there were leaves on the track" as a legitimate excuse.
30. You can't find the letter T in the dictionary.

[Pommy Chopper]

quote:Originally posted by chopiesel

22. you send your criminals to a warm paridise then realise you fucked up and move there.


We only sent them here to get the place ready for us lot!!

[Jockney Rebel]

[quote]Originally posted by zx12argh

23. For a century you <s>conquer</s>colonize many nations and then for the next century you <s>are beaten by them at</s> teach them every sport imaginable.
[/quote

[Jockney Rebel]

the biggest little island in the world ..
btw ta SI for moving this post mate

[oldskool]

31, Were do I get a pickled egg, to have with my pint?

[oldskool]

32, Why cant I get deep fried haggis from the chippy?

[oldskool]

33, why do people snigger when I say,I like custard on my spotted dick?

[oldskool]

34, What ever happend to prawn cocktail crisps?

[oldskool]

35, Why dont you call crisps ,crisps when chips are hot and crisps crisp?

[Weaselman]

36. People think going to the khazi is some form of holiday

[Bear]

37. You don't mind waiting in a que for half a day for anything.

[zx12argh]

38. You dont mind going anywhere on holidays in the world as long as they do a full breakfast and don't serve none of that foriegn crap. Oh and they'd better have some proper lager.

[zx12argh]

39. You think a mesh singlet, shorts, socks and sandals are appropriate beach attire.

[Bear]

40. If you work in a bank, you think you're entitled to more holidays than those who don't work in a bank.

[chopiesel]

41 . your mum caught you kissing a prince Charles poster on your bedroom wall

[Azrael]

You're so tight you could detect a pound coin down the back of a sofa dumped inna hedge off the A38 ten miles away

[Azrael]

43: Your idea of "Wheel of Fortune" features no Vowels but allows the contestant to but an 'L' for 500 points

[StuNVA]

44. You get lost if you drive more than 5ks without seeing a sign telling you witch way to go.......on the way to Burke.

[Jockney Rebel]

45.you watch in amusment as the yanks spend $1,000,000 perfecting a pen that writes upside down for nasa ...and then hand em a 50c pencil
46.you have the most widely used flag in the world
47.you know the language is called ENGLISH for a reason
48.you wonder why none of the cabbies know where the fuk their going

[The crow]

49. you use other animals stomachs to wrap your food in to then put it in your own stomach
50. the phrase "once you've had black u never go back" means something different when u eat black sausage regularly
51. that you can actualy understand what a drunk welshman is saying
52. that you women play footy better than you
53. that your men are prettier than your women
54. that you finaly relise why the scots occupy the top half and you the bottom, the best always rise to the top

[Lucas]

'Init' actually means something

[Ross_247]

56. when you will just about "shag" anything [:p]

[xb9r]

57. You have the same toothbrush from when you where 5 only cause you've only got the one tooth left in ya head