BillyWhizz888
21-05-2008, 10:33 AM
Kevin Rudd was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a
local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of Australia. Now how
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the Redhead.
Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,
and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my
flat and screw me the way you do the public, Then it isn't going to
cost you a bloody cent!
local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of Australia. Now how
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the Redhead.
Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,
and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my
flat and screw me the way you do the public, Then it isn't going to
cost you a bloody cent!