BillyWhizz888
16-05-2008, 11:21 AM
* An Austrian woman is like a good wine…Best left to mature in a cellar.
* I've just bought this Austrian girl’s diary off ebay. Its not very interesting it just says:
Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in.
Thursday: Dad popped down for a bonk
Friday: Stayed in
etc.
* Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has 'Been coming into his own'.
* The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even have their own Von Trapped family.
* An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzles daughter Alice.
'Alice' he replied 'Who the f**k is Alice? You mean for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?!'
* Official advice on sex education for Austrian teenagers is to keep them in the dark as long as possible.
* Austrian authorities are worried by the rapid drop in stag nights after it was learnt they actually do lock up their daughters.
* The Austrian interbred Fritzl family have been moved to a safe place, where it is believed they will blend in seamlessly into the local society…Tasmania
* I've just bought this Austrian girl’s diary off ebay. Its not very interesting it just says:
Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in.
Thursday: Dad popped down for a bonk
Friday: Stayed in
etc.
* Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has 'Been coming into his own'.
* The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even have their own Von Trapped family.
* An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzles daughter Alice.
'Alice' he replied 'Who the f**k is Alice? You mean for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?!'
* Official advice on sex education for Austrian teenagers is to keep them in the dark as long as possible.
* Austrian authorities are worried by the rapid drop in stag nights after it was learnt they actually do lock up their daughters.
* The Austrian interbred Fritzl family have been moved to a safe place, where it is believed they will blend in seamlessly into the local society…Tasmania