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Jockney Rebel
15-05-2008, 08:09 PM
1. Gizzintae [scots coll.] something that goes into something else
2. Round the world twice ..refering to the dubious eastern european tyres that apparently are made of plastic
3. Temporary Australian what the medical services here call bikers
4. Cheque book biker someone with more money than sense when it comes to buying that elusive yamahonduki 127cc peice of crap no one else would touch
5. Boat anchor any bike thats as useless as it is ugly as in "it ll make a good...."
6. Hardly rideable derogatory term for those denisons of Vtwin technology [see above]
7. a rake of ... more than one ..as in "we ve a rake of those .."
8. F===it tool the extendable magnetic tool that sticks to everything except the bit your trying to reclaim after dropping it down your camchain tunnel


Good Runner...
You've got to be to start it.
Full Service History..
Washed it last week..
Original...
Was knackered when I bought it ..Still is.
One owner...
After another..
Low mileage...
This time around..
Future Classic...
No one bought one new because they were cr*p
Just needs tidying to finish..
Needs engine, electrics, documentation.
Collectors item...
Asking 3k more than its worth..
Crowd puller ...
What the f**k is that heap.
Basket case...
You have to be to buy it..

All original... ....by make!
Honda = stops when it rains..
Suzuki = still has the sticker warning that the brakes may be impaired when wet.
Kawasaki = Oh sh*t a corner what do I do now..
Suzuki = (Especially fond memories of every GT250 you saw) Still has the rusty dragging chain from the 70's.

xb9r
15-05-2008, 09:20 PM
Buell = fuggin awesome [:p]

Tony Nitrous
15-05-2008, 10:00 PM
Harley Davidson = The ability to turn petrol into noise
without the side effect of horsepower.

(I know I read it on here somewhere but it always makes me grin)

sharky
15-05-2008, 10:09 PM
My favourite has to be the hd lovers slogan...'If it ain't harley, it ain't shit'....
So if it is hardley, it is ??? :D

MONO
15-05-2008, 10:19 PM
tony jus pissed my self

sharky
16-05-2008, 04:14 PM
quote:98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

xb9r
16-05-2008, 06:53 PM
can you lads speak up a bit because all I heard was blah blah blah [:p]

sharky
16-05-2008, 06:55 PM
You mean 'POTATO POTATO' :D

Pommy Chopper
16-05-2008, 07:27 PM
On the 7th day God made the Harley Davidson.......................................... on the 8th day he put 2 more wheels on it and called it a Fackin Tractor!!!

Jockney Rebel
16-05-2008, 08:09 PM
talking of potatoes ..theres a maccas in poland their special is potatoe burgers ..its a potatoe in between 2 potatoes

Azrael
16-05-2008, 09:33 PM
Potatoeliscious

WATEVR
17-05-2008, 07:49 AM
harley davison= couch with volume control