Lucas
14-05-2008, 07:04 PM
> (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as
> Miss America 1995.)
> Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>
> Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
> because if we were
> supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
> forever, which is why
> I would not live forever,'
> --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .
>
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> 'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
> world, I can't help but cry.
> I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies
> and death and stuff.'
> --Mariah Carey
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
> your life,'
> --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for
> federal anti-smoking campaign.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
> -- Winston Bennett,
> University of Kentucky basketball forward.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
> in the country,'
> --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
> and I'm just the one to do it,'
> --A congressional candidate in Texas .
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
> --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
> in our air and
> water that are doing it.'
> --Al Gore, Vice President
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'I love California I practically grew up in Phoenix .'
> -- Dan Quayle
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?'
> --Lee Iacocca
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
> Norman Einstein.'
> --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
> people.'
> --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
> --Keppel Enderbery
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
> received notice that you
> passed away. May God bless you.
> You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
> --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
> they go to bed and it will
> monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
> they wake up dead,
> there'll be a record.'
> --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
> Miss America 1995.)
> Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>
> Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
> because if we were
> supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
> forever, which is why
> I would not live forever,'
> --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
> world, I can't help but cry.
> I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies
> and death and stuff.'
> --Mariah Carey
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
> your life,'
> --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for
> federal anti-smoking campaign.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
> -- Winston Bennett,
> University of Kentucky basketball forward.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
> in the country,'
> --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
> and I'm just the one to do it,'
> --A congressional candidate in Texas .
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
> --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
> in our air and
> water that are doing it.'
> --Al Gore, Vice President
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'I love California I practically grew up in Phoenix .'
> -- Dan Quayle
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?'
> --Lee Iacocca
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
> Norman Einstein.'
> --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
> people.'
> --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
> --Keppel Enderbery
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
> received notice that you
> passed away. May God bless you.
> You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
> --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------
> 'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
> they go to bed and it will
> monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
> they wake up dead,
> there'll be a record.'
> --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman