Jockney Rebel
12-05-2008, 04:29 AM
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful
> woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because
> she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he
> decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies
> for, thereby impressing her greatly.
>
> He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly
> and it shows'
>
> The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
> He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the
> hearts of the world'.
>
> Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
> Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
> motto 'Going beyond expectations'.
>
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the fuck do you want?'
>
>
> 'Ah!''he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'
> woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because
> she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he
> decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies
> for, thereby impressing her greatly.
>
> He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly
> and it shows'
>
> The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
> He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the
> hearts of the world'.
>
> Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
> Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
> motto 'Going beyond expectations'.
>
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the fuck do you want?'
>
>
> 'Ah!''he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'