Women!

[BillyWhizz888]

Boob jobs,
nose jobs,
teeth bleached,
tummy tucks,
liposuction,
colonic irrigation,
botox,
pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits,
eyebrows plucked,
bikini wax,
armpits waxed,
lips tattooed,
legs waxed,
diets,
exercise etc.

And they won't take it up the arse cos it hurts?? [8D]

[sharky]

Very true, but then would you ??????? ;) [:0] [B)]
Never really fancied it meself....

[devo]

[:0]So Shark does this mean you have tried it ??? [B)]
Well you did leave yourself open on that one :D

[sharky]

I'd never leave myself open to you mate, no matter how much you begged...[:p]

[Fatgit]

quote:Originally posted by BillyWhizz888

Boob jobs,
nose jobs,
teeth bleached,
tummy tucks,
liposuction,
colonic irrigation,
botox,
pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits,
eyebrows plucked,
bikini wax,
armpits waxed,
lips tattooed,
legs waxed,
diets,
exercise etc.

And they won't take it up the arse cos it hurts?? [8D]


Take her up Oxford St to meet all your other mates Billy.

And if she still doesn't learn then she's not the man for you OK?

[Snortin]

My girl's a goddess - showed her this one and her reply was as follows

" yeah true, it hurts - the boyfriend's fits but your cock is far to big"