BillyWhizz888
09-04-2008, 10:52 AM
Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the Australian Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian passport, and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $700 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or illegal smuggling operations
No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.
Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway in Brisbane where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury $500-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia . Our most popular destinations also include Byron Bay municiple park and the world famous Sydney opera house steps
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever.
Iraqi terrorists, Iranian terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Randy Russians, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the ferry terminal. Don't stop in Britain, Germany or France .
Go straight to Australia . And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth.
Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends.
Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the Australian Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian passport, and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $700 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or illegal smuggling operations
No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.
Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway in Brisbane where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury $500-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia . Our most popular destinations also include Byron Bay municiple park and the world famous Sydney opera house steps
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever.
Iraqi terrorists, Iranian terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Randy Russians, Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the ferry terminal. Don't stop in Britain, Germany or France .
Go straight to Australia . And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth.
Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends.
Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.