zx12argh
06-03-2008, 08:03 AM
Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second bloke: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth bloke has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's the deal?"
Fourth bloke: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
"Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."
First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second bloke: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth bloke has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's the deal?"
Fourth bloke: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
"Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."