eggs

[alfiestorm]

two eggs being boiled in the pan, one female and one male, the female egss says look i got a crack, the males says no use telling me i'm not hard yet.


ok i know the door is that way

[Weaselman]

there was a fight to get your hat :)

[Jockney Rebel]

..here s yer coat

[zx12argh]

Whats the 3 worst things about being an egg?
1/ You only get laid once.
2/ You only get hard once.
3/ The only woman who'll ever sit on your face is your mother.

[alfiestorm]

zx you have won my hat and coat, agreed all

[Jockney Rebel]

so say you all....
best put down line...
bloke ;how do ya like yer eggs in the mornin luv?
bird :unfertilised ,now fuck off

[scotty mac]

2 eggs frying in a pan
1st says; FARK i've split me yoke!!!!
2nd says; FARK a talkin egg!!!

lame enough for the ya's[:I][?]

[alfiestorm]

or sausage and egg in a frying pan, the egg looks up and says fuck me it's hot in here, the sausage looks round in shock and says fuck me a talking egg

[alfiestorm]

ok i know i got me hat and coat back, now wheres the door

[Jockney Rebel]

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[Chris41]

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