black knickers

[Jockney Rebel]

Pam had lost her husband almost five years ago. Her daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Pam said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, 'Mom! I have someone for you to meet.'
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for
six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away at the beach.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude,
except for a pair of black lacy knickers; he was in
his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, 'Why the black knickers?'
She replied: 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning.'
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there
wearing the black knickers, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was
wearing
a black condom. She looked at him and asked: 'What's with the black condom?'
He replied, 'I want to offer my deepest condolences'

[alfiestorm]

Yar jim thats a cracker

[geesexar]

nice one jim...but ya had me fooled by the heading..black nickers[8D][8D]

[Jockney Rebel]

...id ve put schwarze tea leaves if thatd been the case gee lol