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Gix11
21-02-2008, 05:05 PM
A mate ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
They drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' He asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
He said, 'No' - excitedly.
They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'His lucky night'.
They went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

Jockney Rebel
21-02-2008, 05:14 PM
lol

ozzy1100
21-02-2008, 06:47 PM
lol wouldnt that shit you

gibbo
21-02-2008, 07:38 PM
Shit, I feel crook!!!!!!

Weaselman
21-02-2008, 07:49 PM
quote:Originally posted by gibbo

Shit, I feel crook!!!!!!


what never had a bj when the bird has the teeth out? :D

Tony Nitrous
21-02-2008, 07:50 PM
Good one Si...:D

Seen this one ?

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8831/possumyd4.jpg

BillyWhizz888
21-02-2008, 09:23 PM
Si.. did you manage to get her number for me
I will need a clean out while I am over there

Jockney Rebel
21-02-2008, 10:47 PM
quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

Good one Si...:D

Seen this one ?

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8831/possumyd4.jpg


tch!!! even i know THATS just a big mouse:) got 2 of the little bastard possums in me roof..still..again