BillyWhizz888
16-02-2008, 05:49 PM
The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a Tooheys New.'
The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.'
The bloke from Carlton says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet.'
The General Manager from XXXX proudly says, 'I'll have a XXXX, the King of Beers.'
The General Manager of Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, 'I'll have a Diet Coke.'
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I.'
were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a Tooheys New.'
The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.'
The bloke from Carlton says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet.'
The General Manager from XXXX proudly says, 'I'll have a XXXX, the King of Beers.'
The General Manager of Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, 'I'll have a Diet Coke.'
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I.'