TurboKat
13-02-2008, 05:28 PM
Seeing as we as a nation are all about apologising for shit that we shouldn't need to apologise for, I think this is a perfect time to cleanse our souls - I'll start.
I'm sorry* to the Policeman in the Pursuit Commodore in the middle of the Melbourne CBD today that my exhaust is so loud he felt he had to do a tyre smoking U turn - presumably to pull me over & hand me an outrageously expensive EPA Noise Violation fine & possibly an Unroadworthy Vehicle notice.
I'm also sorry* that I saw the aforementioned U turn happening in my illegally small billet aluminium bar end mirror & took instant high speed side street evasive action, therefore avoiding the issue of said notice & intentionally depriving the Victorian Government of much needed revenue - I intend to make amends for my crime by donating indirectly to the Govt. piggy bank by attending my local Pub & consuming a suitable quantity of Alchohol, allowing the recoupment of lost fine revenue via alcohol tarrifs payable to the appropriate authorities.
* I'm NOT actually sorry for the above in any way, shape or form - as a matter of fact, I'm PRETTY FUCKING PLEASED WITH MYSELF [:0]
So in closing, I'd like to offer the following words of wisdom to that Copper;
SUCK SHIT CUNT, GET A REAL FUCKING JOB YOU SOCIAL PARASITE [}:)]
I'm sorry* to the Policeman in the Pursuit Commodore in the middle of the Melbourne CBD today that my exhaust is so loud he felt he had to do a tyre smoking U turn - presumably to pull me over & hand me an outrageously expensive EPA Noise Violation fine & possibly an Unroadworthy Vehicle notice.
I'm also sorry* that I saw the aforementioned U turn happening in my illegally small billet aluminium bar end mirror & took instant high speed side street evasive action, therefore avoiding the issue of said notice & intentionally depriving the Victorian Government of much needed revenue - I intend to make amends for my crime by donating indirectly to the Govt. piggy bank by attending my local Pub & consuming a suitable quantity of Alchohol, allowing the recoupment of lost fine revenue via alcohol tarrifs payable to the appropriate authorities.
* I'm NOT actually sorry for the above in any way, shape or form - as a matter of fact, I'm PRETTY FUCKING PLEASED WITH MYSELF [:0]
So in closing, I'd like to offer the following words of wisdom to that Copper;
SUCK SHIT CUNT, GET A REAL FUCKING JOB YOU SOCIAL PARASITE [}:)]