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Gix11
01-02-2008, 02:26 PM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my husband and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there as a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my husband called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

appo
01-02-2008, 03:23 PM
have to try that!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

03gixxerpilot
01-02-2008, 05:58 PM
LOL i can just see my old man doing excatly that when he was alive, warped sence of houmor.

hooligan
01-02-2008, 11:02 PM
something i don't understand...
When did you get a husband, Si?

alfiestorm
01-02-2008, 11:04 PM
My old mum did bless her and it made me giggle

Jockney Rebel
02-02-2008, 02:56 PM
that ones going in the to do list for later