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appo
30-01-2008, 10:27 AM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/83642790321803.jpg


news report :

Tom Cruise first to own new Ducati

DUCATI fanatic Tom Cruise has taken possession of the first of the newest model to roll off the production line.

For a cool $US72,500 ($81,694) Cruise is the proud owner of the Desmosedici RR, touted as roadgoing version of a MotoGP race machine.

The superbike, boasting titanium, magnesium and carbon fibre technology has been released as a limited edition vehicle, with only 1500 of the red-and-white Moto GP racing replicas to be made.

The superbike can reach speeds of up to 322km/h.

Michael Lock, chief of Cupertino-based Ducati North America, said the Desmosedici RR "is the impossible dream - made possible''.

"We are delighted to be able to deliver the world's first production unit here in the USA to Tom Cruise, who is a well-known Ducati enthusiast,'' Mr Lock said.

Matt
30-01-2008, 10:34 AM
Before he was a knob, now he is just a knob with a nice bike.

BOHEMION
30-01-2008, 10:58 AM
I bet he bins it, then explains from his Hospital bed why scientology prevented his death, becasue he is some chosen test tube lord

zx12argh
30-01-2008, 12:24 PM
we can only pray that he kills himself on it.
I'm sure we can sacrifice one Desmosedici for that.

alfiestorm
30-01-2008, 03:31 PM
Calm down it's only a duc from the land of who's side are we on today lads.........wonder how many of those machines will actually be ridden in anger?

scotty mac
30-01-2008, 03:41 PM
lmao:D
quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

I bet he bins it, then explains from his Hospital bed why scientology prevented his death, becasue he is some chosen test tube lord

Cruisecontrol
30-01-2008, 04:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by alfiestorm

Calm down it's only a duc from the land of who's side are we on today lads.........wonder how many of those machines will actually be ridden in anger?


I know a bloke that rode one in anger at P.I.
Needless to say he was impressed.

Matt
30-01-2008, 04:46 PM
Yeah I'd love to see his chicken strips...

Weaselman
30-01-2008, 05:21 PM
Make me glad i wrote mine off

zx12argh
30-01-2008, 05:50 PM
Reckon he'll spec ducati to replace the engine with the 600 monster plant?

JackTar
30-01-2008, 08:44 PM
quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

I bet he bins it, then explains from his Hospital bed why scientology prevented his death, becasue he is some chosen test tube lord


Fuck off as if he is going to ride it. Fucking tosser.

Matt
30-01-2008, 09:26 PM
Check this load of horseshit out. See if you can make any sense out of it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

Large
30-01-2008, 09:52 PM
cunt can have all the chocolate cranked ducatis he wants.

what shits me is that he owns and flys two P 51s

Large
30-01-2008, 09:52 PM
oh and he's porking my Katie

Large
30-01-2008, 09:56 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/28392451129328.gif

another Madart design

zx12argh
30-01-2008, 10:22 PM
quote:Originally posted by Matt

Check this load of horseshit out. See if you can make any sense out of it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0


That was odd - i think he struggles to talk without a script...

Gix11
30-01-2008, 10:26 PM
What a bell end.

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/2839250816925.jpg

TurboKat
30-01-2008, 10:51 PM
quote:Originally posted by Large

what shits me is that he owns and flys two P 51s

Are you serious Rich?
TWO !?!?! [:0]
He IS a lucky cunt. :(

Bear
30-01-2008, 11:48 PM
I think he's very knobuler.
He'll crash that bike as soon as he has to stop for a red light because he won't be able to touch the ground and the bike will fall over.