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Gix11
24-01-2008, 05:17 PM
Aparently this happened?:

[u]MASTERCARD WEDDING</u>

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding..

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father- in- law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge-- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Iceman
24-01-2008, 05:21 PM
Top effort, I hope he kept the wedding gifts. lol

BANDITROD
24-01-2008, 05:35 PM
thats gold haha

Cruisecontrol
24-01-2008, 05:44 PM
quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Aparently this happened?:



Been around a while it seems.

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

Funny as fuck though. :D

zx12argh
24-01-2008, 07:18 PM
Are you telling me that people tell lies on the internet :(
What is the world coming too?

Cruisecontrol
24-01-2008, 08:19 PM
It is more than a global pornography network it seems...

Weaselman
24-01-2008, 08:20 PM
there is more than bikes and porn?

bullshit!

Jockney Rebel
24-01-2008, 08:48 PM
well done that man ..old russian proverb "revenge is a dish best served cold"

zedsled
24-01-2008, 11:39 PM
Hey weaselman, there is alot more, but who cares!