BillyWhizz888
09-01-2008, 08:27 AM
Two true blue Aussie females go into a David Jones store, walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Shazza sprays it on
her wrist and smells it:
"That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink
Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi."
"VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?"
At this stage
the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi,
ladies, is French for "come to me".
Shazza takes another sniff and
offers her arm to Cheryl, saying,
"That doesn't smell
like come to me, does that smell like come to you, Cheryl?"
Shazza sprays it on
her wrist and smells it:
"That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink
Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi."
"VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?"
At this stage
the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi,
ladies, is French for "come to me".
Shazza takes another sniff and
offers her arm to Cheryl, saying,
"That doesn't smell
like come to me, does that smell like come to you, Cheryl?"