Jockney Rebel
18-12-2007, 04:54 PM
- Why are women like condoms?
- They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.
- Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
- He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.
- What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
- The taste!
- How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
- What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
- Don't ask her out again.
Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my arse!
I’ll have to give you some cream for that.
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.
- They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.
- Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
- He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.
- What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
- The taste!
- How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
- What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
- Don't ask her out again.
Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my arse!
I’ll have to give you some cream for that.
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.