BillyWhizz888
15-12-2007, 11:30 AM
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession........
before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says.........
"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, so it would be unfair of me to hold your past against you......in fact maybe you could show me a few of your old tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?"
She said "I don't think you understand,
my name was Brian and I played for The Wallabies ........
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession........
before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says.........
"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, so it would be unfair of me to hold your past against you......in fact maybe you could show me a few of your old tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?"
She said "I don't think you understand,
my name was Brian and I played for The Wallabies ........