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The crow
06-12-2007, 04:05 PM
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!
:D

devo
06-12-2007, 04:54 PM
Awww there silly :D

WATEVR
06-12-2007, 11:22 PM
bwhahaha they are gold mate now i just have to remember them tomorrow!!