suicide

[BillyWhizz888]

A Scotsman walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

"Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,

"FOOK OFF, YE'LL NO BRING IT BACK!"

[zx12argh]

congrats on the thousandth post billy - most of them here hey? ;)

[BillyWhizz888]

I NEVER SEEN IT COMING....

Roll on 2000 and more pissin ya pants laughter! :D