Jockney Rebel
21-11-2007, 05:50 PM
Two Fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says "sorry, you'll have to leave, we don't serve your type in here".
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- What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
- Cum in five different flavours.
**
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose ?
A. Darling
The barman says "sorry, you'll have to leave, we don't serve your type in here".
"""""
- What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
- Cum in five different flavours.
**
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose ?
A. Darling