Sign of the Times

[BillyWhizz888]

I was feeling a bit depressed the other day,

So I called 'Lifeline'.

I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan.

I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane

[Gix11]

Oh oh: http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7861

[BillyWhizz888]

shit poo bugger :D

[fimpBIKES]

whats black and white and cant turn around in a corridor?

[BillyWhizz888]

whats black, RED and white and cant turn around in a corridor?

Nun with a spear through her head?????

[fimpBIKES]

:D

[zx12argh]

How do you unload a truck full of babies?

With a pitchfork.


I've got a million of these... Like:

How do you stop a baby from spinning around a clothesline?

With a shovel.

[Jockney Rebel]

whats black and tan and looks good on a pikey ?







a dobermann pincer

[Jockney Rebel]

did u here about the irish moonshot ?














................they couldnt find a bottle big enough for the rocket

[Jockney Rebel]

report in a london newspaper
today 24 irish muslims wer found stuck to the walls of a mosque in manchester ...its thot this is the first of a new terror weapon








......no more nails bombs

[Slain]

whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkins in a house fire
whats the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 2 minutes on high
.....

[suxukifreak]

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?


Fucked.

[alfiestorm]

what do you call a fly with no wings


A walk