Karma.. go on have a giggle on me

[BillyWhizz888]

Well... it had to happen, after all the antics via the internet dating services or my overseas visits...

As the Queen of Hearts said... "Off With His Head"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balanitis_xerotica_obliterans

So next week I will do the deed, or the Doc will :D

nothing to do with the above really but wanted to be a caring sharing person, and try and laugh my way through the pain... ;)

But the good news is, I will then be a virgin again [:p]
I am thinking of putting myself on e-bay as a prize

what'd ya's all think

[loosebruce]

Too much information Billy.

[Cruisecontrol]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/74045018230554.jpg

[Weaselman]

ohh yeah cruise ditto... Are you pissing razorblades billy?

[gibbo]

Well done Billy, an std I haven't even heard of !!!!

[Jockney Rebel]

gaun yersel son .....S.cottish T.erminal D.isease btw thanks for the dvd s mate well wicked

[BillyWhizz888]

Nah.. no STD
just some bloody uncommon shite that has caught up with me
my old man had it when he was 27, 2 brothers in their teens, my son when he was 4
just a matter of time for me, Doc reckons if I had not been using it so much it would have caught me earlier :D

so without further ado... chop it baby [^]
No Pain No Gain..
think of the free drugs ;)

Off me tits for days on end [:p]

[latheboy]

Billy just get a cut un tuck then your dick will never be a problem again ..
Hope it all goes good man and no i dont wanna see any photo's

[BillyWhizz888]

Just to make it interesting
I am running a comp at work the competition is as follows,

whoever comes up with the best slogan, witty comment or other wins

I then write that in permanent marker pen on the said area for the medical team to see during the op

funny :-) better than crying haha

so far

Moir: Goodbye Cruel World
Rob Comito: Thanks for the Memories
Zac: Cut 2” below the dotted line
Monty: Tear along perforations
Dave R: I'll give you the tip
First cut is the deepest
Beauty is only skin deep
Foresking and country

[latheboy]

Anyone need a fanbelt?

[Weaselman]

In case of emergency... pull

[Large]

Closing down the cheese factory

[Cruisecontrol]

Urban Calamari

[Gix11]

For sale. One careful owner.

[zx12argh]

I dont have a slogan ready but you do know....


Its all lies without photos!!! [:O]

On second thoughts...

[Weaselman]

you want to crack em up see if you can get your hands on an old defective vehicle sticker the coppers give you and slap it on down there

[BANDITROD]

make sure you get your chewy back billy

[fimpBIKES]

oh shit,

im off to have a shower, now where did i put that kero??

[Learnatic]

They are using a scalpel on your dick,last thing you want to do is make them laugh!

[BillyWhizz888]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDn1LH9Wog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqedskLXlg

[Rocket]

You missed mine Billy.

Anyone need some spare eyelids ?

[KRASH]

You can't use them for eye lids...You would end up cock eyed...:D
But then again think of the FORE sight you'd have...[:o)]

[Gix11]

It's today lads. I doubt if we'll be hearing from uncle Billy today unless he's escaped.

[BillyWhizz888]

YOU CANT KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN

slogan...
PLEASE BE GENITAL, nursie thought it was a gas, surgeon apparently got the grumps, nursie had to wash it off, I missed out on that as I was off me tits

trepidation....
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l96/BillyWhizz888/Before.jpg
piece of cake
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l96/BillyWhizz888/After.jpg

ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IS WHATEVER YOUR AGE,
CHECK YOURSELF, HAVE YA CHICK CHECK YOU AND HAVE REGULAR MEDICALS

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PROPER MEDICAL COVER
THIS PROCEDURE COST ME JUST $15 YES WAY!

all I can say is Thanx to those who helped me laugh my way through the last few months,

[Large]

So it's $5 per inch?

[BillyWhizz888]

Nursie came to check me out....

she said, "How much do you weigh:
I said "106kg"

she lifted me knob and said "105kg when you leave then" :D

[Jockney Rebel]

good to see ur all good billy
my sons 1/2 jewish so he had his done by a rabbi whlie i held him ,old stylee [never again mate ]

[BillyWhizz888]

quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker

good to see ur all good billy
my sons 1/2 jewish so he had his done by a rabbi whlie i held him ,old stylee [never again mate ]


Drugs are wearing off....
JD and some whatever40's seam to be a good mix

never again mate.... yeah me too hahahahahaha :D

[Jockney Rebel]

..before i married shell i said"i dont have to have the chop do i ?' she said "of course not " to which i replied "thank fuck cos you d look pretty daft standin in gibraltar govt. house on yer own"

[BillyWhizz888]

Back at work!!
not a problem just feels like I have rooted a virgin all night :D

On a more serious note,
We all think we are totally indestructable, have another think, get checked, stay healthy ride on ;)