appo
25-09-2007, 04:28 PM
> :D
> A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with
> her
>
> two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
> the entrance.
>
> The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart, Nice
> children you've got there. Are they twins?"
>
>
> The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of
> Course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is
> seven.
>
>
> "Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
> think
>
> They look alike, you dickhead?"
>
>
> Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
> Anyone would f@*k you twice!"
> A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with
> her
>
> two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
> the entrance.
>
> The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart, Nice
> children you've got there. Are they twins?"
>
>
> The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of
> Course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is
> seven.
>
>
> "Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
> think
>
> They look alike, you dickhead?"
>
>
> Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
> Anyone would f@*k you twice!"