lessons in logic

[appo]

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law
is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you
hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.


Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day, than waking up every
morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget
The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

quote:Originally posted by appo

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
Unless she's a 44D blonde with loose morals, then he's your pimp.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
I seriously doubt this one Appo

Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
I masturbate perfectly

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Who cares, get me a beer bitch.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you
hear them speak.
Unless it's sign language of course

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
'A' is a big word for some people

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
Yeah? my drug dealer doesn't take plastic.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Aaaah you like oral on the pet dog too

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
With small tits I bet

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
Yeah, every man should have someone to hate

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
till divorce, then they're otherwise fucked over

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Not a problem for anyone reading this though

Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.
Que?

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
What kind of future do wet dreams indicate?


There should be a better way to start a day, than waking up every
morning
Unless you married that 44D Blonde

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
There's a few Chinese miners might disagree with that one, if they could speak from beyond the grave that is.

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
Especially if it's at a bikini car wash

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
And if you get too friendly they become relatives, and then you're really fucked.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.
That explains nursing matrons, they learnt too much about caring
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
You have to start doind some work before you can stop genius.