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18-09-2007, 04:28 PM
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law
is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you
hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day, than waking up every
morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget
The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law
is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you
hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day, than waking up every
morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget
The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........