Benz
14-09-2007, 11:03 AM
A father asks his 10
year old son if he knows about the birds and bees.
"I don't want to know,"
the child said, bursting into tears "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter
Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy"
speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa"
speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for." :D
year old son if he knows about the birds and bees.
"I don't want to know,"
the child said, bursting into tears "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter
Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy"
speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa"
speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for." :D