One for the sweaty socks

[BillyWhizz888]

'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F***

[zx12argh]

I think I understood about 3 words in that ;)

[Jockney Rebel]

gaun yersel wee man, thats ma china ,tam hes aff his heid ,a bam ,no
u an me s goat tae hay a wee swally shin

[alfiestorm]

spoken like a true jockney :D

[ozzy1100]

wtf or is it just me lol

[zx12argh]

quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker

gaun yersel wee man, thats ma china ,tam hes aff his heid ,a bam ,no
u an me s goat tae hay a wee swally shin


I think you said - Good on yourself small bloke, thats my mate, tell him he's off his head - then I think you just started mashing the keyboard...[B)]

[Gix11]

I do like that a left hook and headbutt saved the day. True Glazgee style. Get yersel tae fuck!

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh


quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker

gaun yersel wee man, thats ma china ,tam hes aff his heid ,a bam ,no
u an me s goat tae hay a wee swally shin


I think you said - Good on yourself small bloke, thats my mate, tell him he's off his head - then I think you just started mashing the keyboard...[B)]
translation.....u and me have got to have a drink soon:D