BillyWhizz888
29-07-2007, 10:34 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all captured by red Indians
The Chief says
“OK, you all have one last request before we skin you alive and make fine canoe out of pale skin”
The Englishman asks for ‘a whole night with a young virgin squaw and a bottle of fine brandy’,
he has this, and then they do as they have said.
It’s the Scotsman’s turn and after seeing what the Englishman got, he asks for
‘A night with several young virgin squaws and two bottles of the finest old mature malt whiskey’
He has this and they do the deed.
When it comes to the Irishman’s turn, he asks for ‘a fork’
Confused, the Chief gives him the fork and asks “why you ask for fork?”
The Irishman then proceeds to jab the fork all over his body whilst saying
“ye’ll no be making a feckin’ canoe outa me, ya bastards!!!”
The Chief says
“OK, you all have one last request before we skin you alive and make fine canoe out of pale skin”
The Englishman asks for ‘a whole night with a young virgin squaw and a bottle of fine brandy’,
he has this, and then they do as they have said.
It’s the Scotsman’s turn and after seeing what the Englishman got, he asks for
‘A night with several young virgin squaws and two bottles of the finest old mature malt whiskey’
He has this and they do the deed.
When it comes to the Irishman’s turn, he asks for ‘a fork’
Confused, the Chief gives him the fork and asks “why you ask for fork?”
The Irishman then proceeds to jab the fork all over his body whilst saying
“ye’ll no be making a feckin’ canoe outa me, ya bastards!!!”