BillyWhizz888
24-07-2007, 10:56 AM
Two women were returning home from a ladies night out and they decided to take a short cut through the graveyard.
Both were busting for a pee and decided they couldn't wait any longer so, they both squatted down behind the gravestones.
Neither had any tissues so,
one used her panties and threw them away.
The other used a wreath from a nearby grave.
The next night, the two women's husbands were in the pub having a quiet drink One said to the other
"you know, I'm not so sure about these ladies nights' out. My wife came home without any panties on last night"
The other says
"that's nothing. Mine had a card stuck up her bum that said 'We'll miss you lots' - 'From all the boys at the fire station'....
Both were busting for a pee and decided they couldn't wait any longer so, they both squatted down behind the gravestones.
Neither had any tissues so,
one used her panties and threw them away.
The other used a wreath from a nearby grave.
The next night, the two women's husbands were in the pub having a quiet drink One said to the other
"you know, I'm not so sure about these ladies nights' out. My wife came home without any panties on last night"
The other says
"that's nothing. Mine had a card stuck up her bum that said 'We'll miss you lots' - 'From all the boys at the fire station'....