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BillyWhizz888
24-07-2007, 08:51 AM
History's Origins

Does the statement, "We've always done it that way" ring any bells?

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches

That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?

Because that's the way they built them in England , and English expatriates built the US Railroads.

Why did the English build them like that?

Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.

Why did "they" use that gauge then?

Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and
tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?

Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.

So who built those old rutted roads?

Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe and England for their legions.

The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts in the roads?

Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else
had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for
Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing..

The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches
is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. And bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's ass came up with it, you may be exactly right, because the Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the back ends of two war horses. Now the high tech twist to the story


When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs.

The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory at Utah The
engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.

... and you thought being a HORSE'S ASS wasn't important

Seifer
24-07-2007, 09:13 AM
I feel infinately smarter just reading that. I hope its all tue or i'm gonna getcha. Cheers for the post

bensrg500
24-07-2007, 07:24 PM
Can you explain hogwash? Good story keep that one for a drinking session and then ill forget what im talkin about 1/2 way through but hey!

fimpBIKES
24-07-2007, 08:21 PM
thats really interesting! for me at least anyways

i went to pompei and they had those big grooves in the roads there
u could see how they might fuck up your wheels if they werent just the right spacing


so i gues that even though i was born after metric came into play
i should get used to designing stuff in inchs?

dammit

Gix11
24-07-2007, 11:06 PM
quote:Originally posted by bensrg500

Can you explain hogwash? Good story keep that one for a drinking session and then ill forget what im talkin about 1/2 way through but hey!


I don't know if all these are official but the few that I read and knew were correct so maybe they are??

http://www.brownielocks.com/wordorigins.html