BillyWhizz888
16-07-2007, 02:00 PM
Three mischievous old grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
An old bloke walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out,
“We bet we can exactly how old you are.”
“There’s no way you can guessit,” the old fella cackled.
“Sure we can,” one of the grandmas said, “Just drop your undies and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, “Your 84 years old!”
“Bugger me,” the old bloke said, stunned,
“How in the world did you guess that?”
The scheming old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled,
“Because we were at your birthday party yesterday.”
An old bloke walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out,
“We bet we can exactly how old you are.”
“There’s no way you can guessit,” the old fella cackled.
“Sure we can,” one of the grandmas said, “Just drop your undies and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, “Your 84 years old!”
“Bugger me,” the old bloke said, stunned,
“How in the world did you guess that?”
The scheming old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled,
“Because we were at your birthday party yesterday.”