Quick one...

[qickdraw]

What's the only thing worse than a male chauvanist pig??

A woman that won't shut the fuck up and do as she's told!!
:D

[zx12argh]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You've told her twice.

I don't condone violence against women except when its consentual and/or funny ;)

[Rocket]

50% of Australians say NO to domestic violence.

[Jockney Rebel]

whats the matter when ur wife keeps naggin in ur ear ?
the chain to the kitchen sinks too long

[ozzy1100]

ask yr wife what she has in common with the dish washer and the washing machine
answer ..... they all leak when they are fucked......
it is now time 2 run lol

[Docktor]

Whats a girls asshole and a 9 volt batter got in common ?

Its wrong but sooner or later ya gunna put ya tongue on it.............

[kevkatana]

How do you make a woman orgasm?


WHO CARES!!!!:D

If they didn't have cunts we'd throw rocks at them.;)

How many women does it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen?

Fuck 'em. Let them cook in the dark.

[Iceman]

What's the difference between my misses and my computer?

I only have to punch the information into my computer once.

[zx12argh]

Why is your wifes wedding dress white?

So she matches the other household appliances.

[Tone]

...and why do women have smaller feet?
So they can get closer to the sink!

[Tone]

And then for those women who want the same options as men,consider the option of being the strong silent type!

[Docktor]

Whats a wife ??
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the dishes done........