BillyWhizz888
11-05-2007, 08:39 AM
She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
Had mair hauns up her than sooty!
Shes got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a thistle.
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Mair chins than a Chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's seen more cockends than weekends
Its like throwing a sausage up a close
A left her WI a face like a painter's radio
Fanny like a clowns pocket
She's that ugly no' even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland yard
Got a fanny like a gutted trout
Got a fanny like a burst couch
Shes had more seamen than saltcoats
Does yer DA have a beard or was that yer maw doing handstands at the
Windae
Again?
Shes seen mare stiffs than Quincy!
Shes seen mare cokes than a bottle of bacardi
Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
Had mair hauns up her than sooty!
Shes got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a thistle.
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Mair chins than a Chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's seen more cockends than weekends
Its like throwing a sausage up a close
A left her WI a face like a painter's radio
Fanny like a clowns pocket
She's that ugly no' even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland yard
Got a fanny like a gutted trout
Got a fanny like a burst couch
Shes had more seamen than saltcoats
Does yer DA have a beard or was that yer maw doing handstands at the
Windae
Again?
Shes seen mare stiffs than Quincy!
Shes seen mare cokes than a bottle of bacardi