alfiestorm
06-05-2007, 07:11 AM
This guy was feeling a bit lonely and he decided life would be much more fun if he had a pet..
So, off he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he particularly wanted an unusual pet..
After some discussion, he finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home and found it a good location on the sideboard, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink.
"Would you like to go down the Queen's Head for a beer?" he asked.
But there was no answer.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
Again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, and then decided to ask one last time; this time putting his face right up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: .
wait for it...it's worth it!!!!
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fucking shoes on."
So, off he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he particularly wanted an unusual pet..
After some discussion, he finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home and found it a good location on the sideboard, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink.
"Would you like to go down the Queen's Head for a beer?" he asked.
But there was no answer.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
Again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, and then decided to ask one last time; this time putting his face right up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: .
wait for it...it's worth it!!!!
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fucking shoes on."