blonde joke.

[Zed14]

A Blonde had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when
she accidentally cut up a truck driver. He motioned for her to pullover.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk
from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly
commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said
"Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of
his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at
her,she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his
knife back out and slices all her tyres. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car
and sets it on fire.He turns around and she is laughing so hard she
is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"

[Gix11]

Ha! I wasn't expecting that. Nice one Rexie.

[Jockney Rebel]

lol

[Cruisecontrol]

Another:

A brunette was having a nice time driving her little red convertible down some nice country roads. She comes around a bend only to be confronted by an immense flock of sheep completely blocking the road. She sits there for a while watching them pass when the owner of the flock rides over to her on his horse. "Sorry for the delay love, but I am taking them over to my other paddock for some fresh grass. Won't be too long. To pass the time how about you try to guess the amount of sheep there are and if you are right you can pick one and take it home with you".
"Wow" she says and stands up and starts to look around trying to estimate the numbers. After a few minutes she says "357". The farmer is absolutely amazed at her ability and tells her she is correct, and as he said earlier tells her she can pick any sheep she wants to take home.
A bit of looking around and she made her choice, jumped in her car and was ready to drive off. The farmer stops her and says "You are not really a brunette, are you?" "No I am not, I am actually a blonde" she says, "but how did you know?"

"Because out of all these sheep, you chose my dog"

[fimpBIKES]

teehee,

see, us blondes aint that dumb after all [:P]