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madmaxman1986
20-04-2007, 02:42 AM
'zup homies
i be swingn' round tha web and i just be straight-trippin' all up in heeah, and i wants to ax you 'sum qwestions G's.

I beeeeeen wundrin' 'bout how fast yous bikes iz? I bet those biches get tha hos hot brothas, and from one playa to anotha, chrome wheeels an 'stended swing$ is the sheeznit! I gots ma dolla $igns all ova ma ride boyee! A'ight, I be checkn' bak fa ma rezponse, so hooks me up homes.

I'll check yous all later,

peace out!

phat peter
AKA lil dawg69
AKA playa H8TA

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/101759384316679.jpg
vizman
20-04-2007, 02:51 AM
word
suxukifreak
20-04-2007, 05:52 AM
I tried Spell Check and it went bezerk!!!!!! ;)
exile
20-04-2007, 07:13 AM
SHAMOAN MUVA FUKER ;)
zx12argh
20-04-2007, 07:31 AM
struth maaaaaate.
what you just said now had me straight up a gum tree but no worries.
grab a tinnie outta the esky, s'alirght I just bought a slab
while your at it, help yourself to me tuckerbag, watch out for the cackleberries though - their a bit dodgey mate - gave me a right old case of the trots, thought i was gunna cark it. a real dogs breakfast.
anyways maaaaate, its been the ducks guts to meet ya, look forwards to having a chin wag with ya!

P.s. - Hope your not a bloody drongo mate pullin the piss otherwise may your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down.
War_Hound
20-04-2007, 07:49 AM
zx12argh: 'kin oath mate she'll be right cobber !!!
Budda
20-04-2007, 08:09 PM
hva shera bagera her prates det i slhæng
det hadde hvert kult og treffes og tatt en tur me børsa og
utfordra noen bøyer kanskje tatt en birra og grilla litt
hvis du er i tvil gi full gass låkk øya og tell til tre så brems.[8D]
chadams
20-04-2007, 08:18 PM
look at the sign he's pulling....

TWO in the Pink...

ONE in the stink...
suxukifreak
20-04-2007, 08:19 PM
como o inferno é nós que vamos compreender toda esta merda se você não estiver falando o inglês você fode o!!!!!!! da sagacidade ;)
Gix11
20-04-2007, 08:45 PM
Ik houd van geslacht met kippers op zondagen te hebben

Babble fish translated it for me and then transalted it back to:

"I love line with chicken press on Sunday to have"

- quality service........

Des, your portugese came up with this:

"as the hell is we who you go to understand all this excrement if you will be speaking to the English fode!!!!!!! of the wit"
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:02 PM
is it coz ahs black?
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:04 PM
ich habbe lederhosen in mein schranke..... go on try that one lol
Gix11
20-04-2007, 10:11 PM
Asd I said, quality service:

"I habbe leather trousers in my barrier"
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:11 PM
orr....me an ma china tam hes aff is heid a bam no?
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:13 PM
cool i thot schranke was a wardrobe
w e got our apprentice to say that to a bird in a german service station ..he thot he was askin for lead additive for his XR2
20-04-2007, 10:16 PM
And the response?
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:19 PM
she fell off her chair in hysterics
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:21 PM
hes was well pissed off... threatened to dump us there ....he nearly had to walk home .lol
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:22 PM
never say Im not drivin u pissheads any further ..from outside the car when we have the keys..lol
20-04-2007, 10:27 PM
He was niaive wasn't he

:D
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:30 PM
just a bit....tried scorin some illicit from a couple of turks in a sidestreet in Frankfurt ....by showin them ALL his wages ....
20-04-2007, 10:32 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D

How long did he live for?
20-04-2007, 10:32 PM
[u]<center>FUCK OFF YOU SILLY BLACK CUNT</center></u>
[:0]yes i'm not racist
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:36 PM
quote:Originally posted by chalk10

:D :D :D :D :D :D

How long did he live for?
we managed to save him ..directed him to nearest beirkellar and prescribed many beers folowed by a trip to the local den of iniquity
a very large black woman and 100 deutche marks later ...he was a man..a very shocked man but a man
..needless to say he never went otu on the piss with us again :D
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:37 PM
quote:Originally posted by davo

[u]<center>FUCK OFF YOU SILLY BLACK CUNT</center></u>
[:0]yes i'm not racist
rofl......:D
20-04-2007, 10:38 PM
quote:[i]
"as the hell is we who you go to understand all this excrement if you will be speaking to the English fode!!!!!!! of the wit"

have we just found the new ASF motto...even shakes-sphere would be impressed with such quality poetry.
i like it;)
20-04-2007, 10:38 PM
We're staying indoors tomorrow night mate, we are definitely staying indoors.
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 10:40 PM
..we went back and got his baseball cap back...
20-04-2007, 10:42 PM
Did the Turks have any idea what pissing off a bunch of pissed scots was gonna be like?

or should that be poms?
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 11:06 PM
erm 2 scots 1 welshman 1 6foot 6 afrikaaner 1 mad chelsea supporter[complete with small bloke syndrome] and 3 londoners ..we never got arrested twice
Jockney Rebel
20-04-2007, 11:10 PM
..and they gave me a residents visa for here...mind u u aussies and kiwis are the pottiest people ive evr been drunk with..apart from irish miners
Iceman
21-04-2007, 02:35 AM
So, I'm confused, what's this thread about?
madmaxman1986
21-04-2007, 04:20 AM
I have no frickin' idea icy.
I started it az(:D)a joke but these scags hijacked it and turned it into some twisted, confusing...[?]
Budda
21-04-2007, 04:22 AM
quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by chalk10

:D :D :D :D :D :D

How long did he live for?
we managed to save him ..directed him to nearest beirkellar and prescribed many beers folowed by a trip to the local den of iniquity
a very large black woman and 100 deutche marks later ...he was a man..a very shocked man but a man
..needless to say he never went otu on the piss with us again :D

ha ha ha ha he he been there done that[:I]:D:D