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catchmeifyoucan
25-03-2007, 08:31 PM
what does a girls asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common???





you know its wrong, but sooner or later your gonna stick your tongue on it...
devo
25-03-2007, 08:56 PM
Ahhh Ya fuckin Dickhead lol ya got me :D:D:D
WATEVR
25-03-2007, 11:40 PM
hahahahaa, so wrong but yet so right......hmmmmm
25-03-2007, 11:45 PM
Man you guys are seriously fucked up.

Fecal breath a bit of a problem?
BillyWhizz888
26-03-2007, 11:54 AM
Any port in a storm [}:)]
Tony Nitrous
26-03-2007, 05:33 PM
quote:Originally posted by BillyWhizz888

Any port in a storm [}:)]


Yeah, but you don't want to play on a muddy pitch ;)
26-03-2007, 05:42 PM
And chocolate is only good to eat when it comes from the cacao plant ;)
Tony Nitrous
26-03-2007, 09:08 PM
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you,
Because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marry-ing you, screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
latheboy
27-03-2007, 12:10 PM
How do you get a poof to fuck a girl ......


Shit in her cunt ;):D[}:)]
Docktor
29-03-2007, 12:36 PM
You fuckers are sick as. And latheboy , you need ...... i dunno wot u need actually.

Doc
damo1
30-03-2007, 09:56 PM
quote:Originally posted by latheboy

How do you get a poof to fuck a girl ......


Shit in her cunt ;):D[}:)]


BAAAHAAAHHAAAHHHAA;)
latheboy
31-03-2007, 02:00 AM
Doc .. fuck .. YOU think i need help .. take a number dude
Why do poof wear studded condoms .......
to get traction in the mud .. i know not that funny but still a laugh
:);)