alfiestorm
22-03-2007, 02:53 AM
I thought you'd like to know that there are a lot of changes that are going
>to be taking place across the board as far as the servers & personal computers go.
>
>The goal is to remove all laptop computers by 31 March 2007 and all Desktop computers by 30 April 2007 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the organization.
>
>Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
>
>There are many sound reasons for doing this:
>
>1. No boot-up problems
>2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
>3. No more wasted time reading and writing email.
>4. No more worries about power cuts.
>5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
>
>Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
>
>Q : My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the Screen.
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I create a New Document window?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>A: Don't shake it.
>
>Regards
> > IT Technical Support Team
>to be taking place across the board as far as the servers & personal computers go.
>
>The goal is to remove all laptop computers by 31 March 2007 and all Desktop computers by 30 April 2007 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the organization.
>
>Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
>
>There are many sound reasons for doing this:
>
>1. No boot-up problems
>2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
>3. No more wasted time reading and writing email.
>4. No more worries about power cuts.
>5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
>
>Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
>
>Q : My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the Screen.
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I create a New Document window?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>A: Don't shake it.
>
>Regards
> > IT Technical Support Team