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alfiestorm
16-03-2007, 02:17 AM
A bloke catches this tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket.
Do I know you he says.

She asks him aren't you the father of one of my children?

He quickly thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful and adds 'were you the hooker i fucked over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery whilst shoving that huge cucumber up my arse?
No she replies.
I'm your daughters teacher! :D

Gix11
16-03-2007, 11:17 AM
Ha. That would have gone down well........

fimpBIKES
16-03-2007, 11:33 AM
oops

Iceman
16-03-2007, 03:01 PM
I think I was at that party.

lol

Gix11
16-03-2007, 03:34 PM
Were you the mate with the celery and cucumber Clint?

Iceman
16-03-2007, 04:01 PM
I was hiding under the pool table, you should of seen the size of the cucumber!