celery

[alfiestorm]

A bloke catches this tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket.
Do I know you he says.

She asks him aren't you the father of one of my children?

He quickly thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful and adds 'were you the hooker i fucked over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery whilst shoving that huge cucumber up my arse?
No she replies.
I'm your daughters teacher! :D

[Gix11]

Ha. That would have gone down well........

[fimpBIKES]

oops

[Iceman]

I think I was at that party.

lol

[Gix11]

Were you the mate with the celery and cucumber Clint?

[Iceman]

I was hiding under the pool table, you should of seen the size of the cucumber!