barknmad
05-03-2007, 09:39 AM
I was on a train in Glasgow a few weeks ago and a midget got on, a
proper little midget with a Bargain Booze carry oot bag.
It was quite busy on the train so his bag could nae go on a seat and I
could see him looking up to the overhead rack.
A certain good Samaritan was kind enough to say "would you like me to
put that up"..... he said yes, and it was done, but it wasn't upright
and through the gap in the bars his half bottle of vodka fell out and
smashes on the floor.
He stands up red in the face as the inspector comes along to see what's
going on.
The inspector asked if it was his, the midget says "aye...and Ah'm no
happy".
Cue for a lone voice from the back of the carriage to say "well....which
one are you then?"
proper little midget with a Bargain Booze carry oot bag.
It was quite busy on the train so his bag could nae go on a seat and I
could see him looking up to the overhead rack.
A certain good Samaritan was kind enough to say "would you like me to
put that up"..... he said yes, and it was done, but it wasn't upright
and through the gap in the bars his half bottle of vodka fell out and
smashes on the floor.
He stands up red in the face as the inspector comes along to see what's
going on.
The inspector asked if it was his, the midget says "aye...and Ah'm no
happy".
Cue for a lone voice from the back of the carriage to say "well....which
one are you then?"