barknmad
28-02-2007, 10:11 AM
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started
a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best
feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "Your ears, it's
got to be your ears, they are just amazing!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My
butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can
you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone
coming? That was me."[:I]
put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started
a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best
feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "Your ears, it's
got to be your ears, they are just amazing!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My
butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can
you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone
coming? That was me."[:I]